Two snowmen are sharing a meal. One looks up and says, “Ugh. This tastes like boogers.” The other replies, “It’s carrot cake.”
Two snowmen are sharing a meal. One looks up and says, “Ugh. This tastes like boogers.” The other replies, “It’s carrot cake.”
Source: xkcd
Peter Rosenthal reviews Fifty Shades of Grey (WARNING: Adult themes…)
The Onion Reviews ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’
The NWS is predicting 10-14 8-10 10-14 inches tonight and tomorrow. Here’s the full forecast for the weekend (not from NWS):
From Duffle Blog:
BORNO, Nigeria — According to insider reports obtained by Duffel Blog, leaders for the terrorist group Boko Haram have called an emergency meeting to determine how many more murders, rapes and kidnappings it will take before anyone in the international community will start giving a shit.
“It’s frustrating,” complained Boko Haram Commander Abubakar Shekau. “We work extremely hard, and all we get from the rest of the world is phlegmatic indifference. I mean, what’s a warlord supposed to do?”
During a month in which the group has attacked hard targets in Cameroon, as well as orchestrated the slaughter of up to 2,000 civilians, international media outlets have largely focused on recent terror attacks in Paris. The carnage wrought by Boko Haram in the Belgium-sized swath of territory it now controls in the northeastern states of oil-rich Nigeria was designed to get attention.
Much to Shekau’s dismay, however, it hasn’t been enough.
“I’m turning this country into a fucking Lars Von Trier film,” Shekau told Duffel Blog via Facebook chat. “I’ve literally stolen hundreds of kids from their parents and sold them into slavery, and all I got was a Twitter hashtag from Michelle Obama.”
Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/01/boko-haram/#ixzz3P72Mo344
(Music by The Drifters. 1954.)
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xkcd:
And over at the NY Times: What Is a Photocopier?
Late addition: The Expert (What business meetings sound like to engineers).